*the camera cuts to the ring as killa gabe is standing there, a red bandana covering his face, he is sporting his apphiliate colors*
KillaGabe:So everyone is trying to throw their weight around, trying to build up their stable's and whatnot, when in all actuality, THE ONLY stable worthy of the XWC is the DARK LORDS!!!!!!
*the crowd begins to cheer*
KillaGabe:Anyways, it dont matter because when a dark lord rarely loses, we get the sorry S.O.B. that beat him in the parking lot.....LET ME HEAR IT!!!!!
*the crowd begins to chant, DARK LORDS, DARK LORDS!*
KillaGabe:Lately the compotition has been lagging, so im out here to allow anyone dumb enouph to step into this very ring, TO COME GET SOME!!!!!! I Know you wannabes in the back have been waiting, SO DO SOMETHING, IM RIGHT HERE, IM WAITING!
*the crowd is deafening, as killa gabe awaits for an opponent to present himself*