How The Dark Lords split

The Bouncer, Deamonkiller, El Pedro, Koj Tije Dedo, Havoc Maker, Wickedclown Zjena, Subway Eat Fresh, and Killagabe are talking in the backstage area

Killagabe: He shouldn't be a Dark Lord.

Deamonkiller: He is one of us.

Subway Eat Fresh: Why don't you want me in?

The Bouncer: Not that we don't like you, but we have 7 people, wouldn't 8 be too much?

Koj Tije Dedo: But he is my apprentice.

Wickedclown: Yea, anyone friends with our stable leader is our friend.

El Pedro: SHUT UP WICKEDCLOWN!!!!

Havoc Maker: Yea shut up, please.

Wickedclown: What? You all are nothing.

The Bouncer: That reminds me, good luck in your match against The Dudley Dog.

Koj Tije Dedo: I DON'T NEED LUCK!!!!!!

Killagabe: What makes Koj Tije Dedo our leader?

Koj Tije Dedo: THE FACT THAT I AM A REAL WRESTLER AND YOU FOUR ARE CRAP!!!!

Deamonkiller: He burned you four.

Subway Eat Fresh: NICE ONE!!!!

Wickedclown: Nice one.

El Pedro: Well, The Bouncer should be leader, since he is the first Barbed Wire champion.

Killagabe: And, were you first to hold a title? Any of you 4... NO!!

The Bouncer: I won my first chance at a title, I didn't even compete in the tournament. Koj Tije Dedo, you were eliminated in the first round of the world title tournament..

Havoc Maker: And what kind of name is Dark Lords? It is stupid. Just kidding.

Zjena: Why do all men fight over a name

Havoc Maker: Because we can, imagine a football team named Flowers, stupid isn't it?

Zjena: Whatever

Killagabe: Well, Subway Eat Fresh is not one of us and never will be.

El Pedro: We thought of a better name for ourselves it is....

The Bouncer: The Assassins.

Koj Tije Dedo: Wow, how original.

The Bouncer: It is a lot better than The Dark Lords. Just kidding.

Havoc Maker: It sure is.

Deamonkiller: That is not the issue.

Subway Eat Fresh: I should be a Dark Lord.

C-Dawg: NO.

Killagabe: YEA NO.

The Bouncer: Fine, you know what, I am leaving, I AM NOT A DARK LORD, and I am taking the Assassins with me. Just kidding.

The Bouncer, Killagabe, Havoc Maker, and El Pedro leave together

Koj Tije Dedo: FINE GO THEN.

Deamonkiller: DAMMIT.

Wickedclown: Poor them

Subway Eat Fresh: Sorry Koj Tije Dedo, I made us split.

Koj Tije Dedo: Well, whatever, at least we got rid of them, who am I kidding, they WERE like brothers to us, but not anymore. And it is not your fault.

Koj Tije Dedo sees The Dudley Dog

The Dudley Dog: Hi. Why are you running at me?

Koj Tije Dedo tackles The Dudley Dog to the ground. After that, he punches him in the face a lot of times. There is a helpless Dudley Dog unconcious with a crimson mask

Zjena and Koj Tije Dedo hug, then the camera cuts off to The Bouncer's office

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The Bouncer: I cannot believe I wished him luck.

El Pedro: Too bad, they do not deserve REAL wrestlers.

Killagabe: At least we get to do stuff we want.

Havoc Maker: Yea like this.

Havoc Maker gets his phone and calls Zjena, she answers

Havoc Maker: KOJ TIJE DEDO SUCKS!!!!!!

Havoc Maker hangs up quickly

Killagabe: That is not what I ment.

The Bouncer: We have bigger issues to worry about, like SpAwN-LoRd and Bill Thomson.

Havoc Maker: Well, my match Vs. Bill Thomson today will happen quickly.

Killagabe: I cannot believe we are still feuding with those losers.

El Pedro: Well, luckily we are Assassins now, not Dark Lords.

Killagabe: YEA.

El Pedro: Wow, the word assassin has the word ass twice.

Havoc Maker: Wow, that was an unnecessary comment. At least it helped me remember the way you were in chat.

The camera cuts off

This is for the next season. The next post is useless.

No.

true I can live with the fact but that may change

Which fact?

The Bouncer: I won my first chance at a title, I didn't even compete in the tournament, Koj Tije Dedo and even you to C-Dawg were eliminated in the first round, but at least C-Dawg can live with the fact that he has never won a title match


that fact:that Ive never won a title match.